MARRIAGE SMS

Ever since u have left i have realised that a part hav ones Life is made hav some1 else`s life , Happy Marriage Day . 
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First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 
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From this day forward,u shall not walk alone.My heart will be ur shelter,And my arms will be ur home. 
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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man 
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True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album.All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding. 
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Marriage still confers 1 special privilege � only a married man can get divorced 
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband 
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I have been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years 
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The average husband knows where n when he got married. What escapes him is y 
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May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
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To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Marriage day 
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Love comes through the eyes that see And through the ears that hear, For people are quite beautiful, And words make feelings clear. 
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Boy friend is fun N Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon N Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity N Husband is phooti 
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What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust N Understanding'she doesn't Trust me N I dont Understand her
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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered 
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"When a man holds a woman hands?"

When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage,it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense
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Man:Is there any way for long life?
Doctor:Get married.

Man:Will it help?
Doctor:No,but the thought of long life will never come.
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling! I love you..After Marriage:Roses are dead,I have flu,don't come near me,Paray hatt 
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!
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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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"Yet to be seen"
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"Love b4 Marriage" Janu..tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe.."Love after Marriage" "baghairta"..Aj tu nahe ya me nahe 
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away...
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel.. "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch.."Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."
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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it.."
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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding. 
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. 
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A hUg..dElIgHtS AnD WaRmS aNd ChArMs ThAt mUsT bE wHy GOD gAvE Us ArMs...
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Like birds, let us, leave behind what we do not need to carry..GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it 
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We Have 26 Letters In English. But Befor 1947,V Had Only 24 Letters.Do U Kno Y ? Bcoz  U And I Were Not Born At Tat Time..
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when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.if someone asking and they said suicide is better or being murdered
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Red or white short or tall wrapped in silver not wrapped at all under covers inside a box shapes and sizes love comes in lots.
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No Life without Love,No Answer without Question,No Rain without  Cloud ,No Marriage without YOU..
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Their love continues to grow like a well-tended vineyard growing stronger and more bountiful with time.
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We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage.
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The weather outside is frightful but our wedding will be delightful!
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A fresh new day, and it is ours a day of happy beginnings.
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As the trees burst into color and the autumnal season arrives we pledge our faith, our love, and our lives.
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Compliment on your wedding! Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever!
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Congratulations on your wedding! Let all your dreams come true and every minute be a feast!
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I wish you eyes full of joy and long and interesting life together! Be happy!
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.  Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? 
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Most marriages can survive "better or worse."  The tester is all the years of "exactly the same
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A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills.  A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor
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Marriage is a mistake every man should make. 
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Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.
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Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar.
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Bride, n.  A woman with a fine prospect behind her.
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So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three
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Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space
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Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
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It Just Takes Some Thought n Memories 2 Feel The Presence Of Someone As Nice As U ..
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One day U ask me what is important in my life? I said: MY LIFE. U will walk away without knowing that U r my LIFE. Happy Marriage Day
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A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries

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